-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)
-- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
-- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.)
-- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms.
-- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude.
-- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
-- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
-- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
-- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
-- In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.
-- In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
-- It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
-- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!)
-- Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. (Insectophiles apparently were successful in their lobbying efforts.)
-- Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
-- In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.
-- Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio - a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"
-- No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
-- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
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Saturday, December 20, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
When you are an IBA for FYP your friends will always have reason to laugh!
I have to share a situation that made a friend of mine almost fall of his chair.....
Setting front desk of a closed non-profit agency.... One female Friend is sitting at her desk doing paper work i am sitting in front of her talking about my new kit items. ( I happen to have them with me at the time)
Across the office another friend (male) is sitting at a computer typing in his paper work.....
As I am sitting with my female friend i show her my NEW Anal beads. I take them out and they had a small smell of mint to them lol. So I walk up to our male friend and go "hey smell this" not looking he does and goes what is it?" I answer "My anal beads...."
Then he jumped and laughed so hard he almost feel over!!
With me I keep you smiling!!
Setting front desk of a closed non-profit agency.... One female Friend is sitting at her desk doing paper work i am sitting in front of her talking about my new kit items. ( I happen to have them with me at the time)
Across the office another friend (male) is sitting at a computer typing in his paper work.....
As I am sitting with my female friend i show her my NEW Anal beads. I take them out and they had a small smell of mint to them lol. So I walk up to our male friend and go "hey smell this" not looking he does and goes what is it?" I answer "My anal beads...."
Then he jumped and laughed so hard he almost feel over!!
With me I keep you smiling!!
Alittle info for you all
Just so you all know... I am going to be offering some SALES!! I have a bunch of V-Day packages and discounts on Lingerie!! I will have these to offer at my Jan and early Feb as a pre V-Day treat. Remember any orders that you want in for that day have to be placed with my BEFORE Feb 4th. My packages are not just for ladies with men in their life. I have some for guys alone or with other guys, and girls alone and Girls with girls. If you don't have a Valentine then be your own Valentine!! The best love you can ever give is to yourself!!
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